Pork and Beans


Pork & Beans official dance contest at www.dancejam.com Watch the official video for "Pork and Beans" from Weezer starring some familiar YouTube faces. New Self-Titled "Red Album" out now. how about a tour? anyone reading this?

Star Wars Gangsta Rap 2


A music video featuring some of your favorite or perhaps not so favorite Star Wars characters like you've never seen them before. IMPORTANT NOTE: This video is not mine, and I do not take any credit for it. Here are the lyrics (although please note that they are not absolutely correct, as I do not have confirmation from the artists). From now on, any comments asking for the lyrics will simply be removed. I will not insult you even if you are stupid and ignorant enough to deserve it. Admiral: This is Admiral Biatch to base camp, it seems the stormtroopers have gone on strike and I have no experience with this type of shit. Who should I call for help? Vader: It's the V to the A to the D-E-R (Vader!) Reconstructin' the Death Star! With my slick suede suit that's black like tar, Fucking you up no matter who you are! Palpatine: Tell them motherfuckers 'bout this here Dark Side! Pull up on your planet, Death Star drive-by! And we'll beat the Rebels 'cause their skills ain't shit! Vader: And in my TIE Fighter, Zig-zags stay lit! Yoda: Oh, shit! Yoda on the scene, 900 year fiend smoking Dagobah green! Bitches on my tip, like Lando on liquor. Lando: Ah, you're just jealous 'cause my black dick's thicker. Chewbacca: *Wookie yell* Lando: Yo! Tell 'em Chewie, last night I had Leia all drunk wanting to do me. Luke: Shut the fuck up man! Leia's my sister! The only thing you're getting is a beat-off blister. Ben Kenobi: Luke! Use the force before intercourse, but Luke! Don't forget! Bitches ain't nothing but hos and tricks! (Ohh!) Luke: Obi-Wan, I'm the top gun! (top gun) The chosen one, hotter than both suns! Vader ain't shit, his head's cut up and split! He's slower than the first Pentium chip! (Dark Side!) Vader: No one brings it worse to this fuckin' universe! (Rebels!) Luke: You know we'll fucking win, 'cause we'll fight to the end! (Dark Side!) Palpatine: I can feel the anger dwelling within you! (Rebels!) Yoda: You also feel Vader's dick in you. BIATCH! *Incomprehensible Huttese Jabba rap* Han Solo: Jabba, you ain't nothing but a fat-ass slug! Fake gold chains? You sorry-ass thug! Sittin' in your palace with your blue-headed whore, trap door to the Rancor. *sound of someone falling* C3PO: Oh, my, goodness gracious me! I'm a gay man's golden fantasy! Programmed for homo-ecstasy, ten million forms of gay positioning. For my golden shower, you must pay a fee, but R2-D2 gives it up for free. *R2-d2 squeaks* R2-D2, watch your language! Always having sex with robotic strangers! Jar Jar Binks: Meesa like to drink and smoke all night! Meesa like to fight and fucka yo wife. Meesa no care 'cause meesa so dumb. Meesa will fuck you with me tongue. Yousa wants a meesa cause meesa wants some. Yousa wants a meesa cause meesa wants some. Yousa wants a meesa cause meesa wants some. Meesa wants some cause meesa wanna cum!

High School Musical- Something New


High School Musical

New Math


http://goto.thesyn.com/boburnham/ three of them never before seen on the internet. the ep is called "Bo fo Sho" music and lyrics by bo burnham whats a pirate minus the ship? just a creative homeless guy, and an anteater plus a large hungry mutant ant? an ironic way to die and whats domain, domain, range (xxy) a kid with too much in his pants and two balls minus one, six titles at the tour de france. split a decision with long division, take the circumference of your circumcision live like your data and when you're all "set" put it all together and whatever you get. is new math... whats a bag of chips divided by five, thats a nike worker's meal and santa clause mutliplied by "i" well i guess that makes him real, and the square root of the NBA is Africa in a box, how do u trace a scatter plot? give the pencil to michael j fox. take the approximate moral proportion of the probable problem of a pro-life abortion live like your data, and when youre all "set" put it all together and whatever you get... is new math. and if you made a factor tree of the factors that caused my girl to leave me youd have a tree... full of asian porn. C-A-L-C-U-LATOR (see you later) mathetmatical minds make industrial smog. and whats the opposite of lnx, duraflame the unnatural log. support the farmers with a pro-tractor, link kennedy and lincoln with a common factor (fact, or) live like ur data...blah blah word problems if theres a fat guy in a pastry shop with a twenty dollar bill and he's ready to buy, in order to predict his volume change you need to know the value of pi (pie) and theres a metal train that a mile long and at the very back end a lightning bolt struck her, how long til it reaches adn kills the driver, provided that he's a good conductor, and if ten percent of men are gay and twenty percent of men are chinese, what are the odds that a men chosen at random spends his freetime and mealtime while on his knees and if kim is half as old as bobby who is two years older then twelve year old tori, for how many more 30 day months will their threesomes be considered statutory rape cause havin sex is like quadratic expansion if it cant be split then its time to stop, and havin sex is like doing fractions, its improper for the larger one to be on top, and havin sex is like math homework, i do it best when i'm alone in my bed. and squarin numbers are just like women, if theyre under thirteen just do them in your head.... and new math

' Beyoncé - If I Were A Boy NEW 2008 ★ ★ ★ ★ ★


Beyoncé - If I Were A Boy New Video from upcoming album available 11.18.08 New Video Beyonce 2008 OFFICIAL VIDEO Beyonce New Song Single ladies put a ring on it Official video with lyrics in the video Sing a long with the video The Album Will Be A Double Sided CD I am Beyonce will contain ballads and a pop oriented sound . I Am Sasha is set to be a more urban and high tempo CD. THIS IS THE RUMERED TRACK LIST: Disc 1 I am Beyonce 01.If I Were A Boy. 02.All You Cant See. 03.Roses And Chocolates. 04.Sometimes It Hurts. 05.Love Me Not. 06.Street To Nowhere. 07.Hate To Leave. 08.Together. 09.God Blessed Our Love (Ave Maria Interlude). 10.At Last. Disc 2: I Am Sasha 01.Lights Out. 02.Do A Dub.(ft. Kanye) 03.Single Ladies. 04.Baker. 05.Beat My Drums. (ft. Jay Z) 06.Movin Aside. 07.Freeze. 08.Breaking the rules. 09.Mighty King. 10.Nightcaps lovers (ft. Justin Timberlake. Damn Bee video bootylicious! "Beyonce - If I Were A Boy" * Album: I AM... * Label: Music World Music/Columbia * Director: Jake Nava I Am... Sasha Fierce The video was directed by Jake Nava, who also did Beyonces Baby Boy featuring Sean Paul. The song was produced by Toby Gad, who also worked on Fergies Big Girls Dont Cry. Beyonce Knowles - If I Were A Boy Lyrics [Verse] If I were a boy Even just for a day Id roll outta bed in the morning And throw on what I wanted then go Drink beer with the guys And chase after girls Id kick it with who I wanted And Id never get confronted for it. Cause theyd stick up for me. [Chorus] If I were a boy I think I could understand How it feels to love a girl I swear Id be a better man. Id listen to her Cause I know how it hurts When you lose the one you wanted Cause hes taken you for granted And everything you had got destroyed [Verse] If I were a boy I would turn off my phone Tell evveryone its broken So theyd think that I was sleepin alone Id put myself first And make the rules as I go Cause I know that shed be faithful Waitin for me to come home (to come home) [Chorus] If I were a boy I think I could understand How it feels to love a girl I swear Id be a better man. Id listen to her Cause I know how it hurts When you lose the one you wanted (wanted) Cause hes taken you for granted (granted) And everything you had got destroyed [Vamp1] Its a little too late for you to come back Say its just a mistake Think Id forgive you like that If you thought I would wait for you You thought wrong [Male] You know when you act like that I don't think you realize how it makes me look or feel [Beyonce] Act like what Why are you so jealous It's not like i'm sleeping with the guy [Male] What [Beyonce] What [Male] I said yo Why are you so jealous It aint like I'm sleepin with the girl [Vamp2] But youre just a boy You dont understand Yeah you dont understand How it feels to love a girl someday You wish you were a better man You dont listen to her You dont care how it hurts Until you lose the one you wanted Cause youve taken her for granted And everything you have got destroyed But youre just a boy Beyoncé If I Were A Boy from the album If I Were A Boy (C) 2008 SONY BMG MUSIC ENTERTAINMENT HTML CODE EMBED: http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x71alo_beyonce-if-i-were-a-boy-sexyupskirt_music ;))

U2 - New Years Day


Music video by U2 performing New Years Day with Merit Avis [Video Director], James Morris [Video Producer] (C) 1982 Universal-Island Records Ltd.

Frozen Grand Central


From http://www.ImprovEverywhere.com, over 200 people freeze in place on cue in Grand Central Station in New York. This is one of over 70 different missions Improv Everywhere has executed over the past six years in New York City. Others include the No Pants Subway Ride, the Best Buy uniform prank, and the famous U2 Rooftop Hoax, to name a few. Visit the website to see tons of photos and video of all of our work, including behind the scenes information on how this video was made. http://www.improveverywhere.com If you are interested in getting involved in New York you can sign the NY Agents List on the site. If you are interested in getting involved in your own town, join the global agents forum here: http://improveverywhere.ning.com Be the first to find out about the next video we create by subscribing to our YouTube channel: http://youtube.com/subscription_center?add_user=ImprovEverywhere RSS feed: http://www.improveverywhere.com/feed You can also join our Facebook group: http://www.new.facebook.com/pages/Improv-Everywhere/29659396798

Frank SINATRA -New York New York


Many people ask me why Frank Sinatra is my favorite singer. My answer: just listen to him and you'll know,he's ol' blue eyes and he did it his way.. "we've Got You Under our Skin" sinatra..missing you so much..God bless your soul!!

New Order - True Faith


New Order - True Faith

New Order - Bizarre Love Triangle


From Substance Video 1989, good quality

It's A New Day - will.i.am - Dipdive.com


Check out and discuss at http://www.dipdive.com/ I WENT TO SLEEP LAST NIGHT TIRED FROM THE FIGHT IVE BEEN FIGHTING FOR TOMORROW ALL MY LIFE YEAH I WOKE UP THIS MORNING FEELING BRAND NEW CAUSE THE DREAMS THAT IVE BEEN DREAMING HAS FINALLY CAME TRUE ITS A NEW DAY (5X) VERSE 1 ITS BEEN A LONG TIME COMING UP THE MOUNTAIN KEPT RUNING SONGS OF FREEDOM KEPT HUMMING CHANNELING HARRIET TUBMAN KENNEDY LINCOLN AND KING WE GOTTA MANIFEST THAT DREAM IT FEELS LIKE IM SWIMMING UPSTREAM IT FEELS LIKE IM STUCK IN BETWEEN A ROCK AND A HARD PLACE WEVE BEEN THROUGH THE HEARTACHES AND LIVED THROUGH THE DARKEST DAYS IF YOU AND I MADE IT THIS FAR WELL THEN HEY WE CAN MAKE IT ALL THE WAY AND THEY SAID NO WE CANT AND WE SAID YES WE CAN REMEMBER ITS YOU AND ME TOGETHER CHORUS I WOKE UP THIS MORNING FEELING ALRIGHT IVE BEEN FIGHTING FOR TOMORROW ALL MY LIFE YEAH I WOKE UP THIS MORNING FEELING BRAND NEW CAUSE THE DREAMS THAT IVE BEEN DREAMING HAS FINALLY COME TRUE ITS A NEW DAY (5X) VERSE 2 ITS BEEN A LONG TIME WAITING WAITING FOR THIS MOMENT ITS BEEN A LONG TIME PRAYING PRAYING FOR THIS MOMENT AND HOPE FOR THIS MOMENT AND NOW THAT WE OWN IT CLOSER IMA HOLD IT AND I WONT LET IT GO THIS IS FOR OUR FATHERS, OUR BROTHERS, OUR FRIENDS WHO FOUGHT FOR FREEDOM, OUR SISTERS OUR MOTHERS, WHO DIED FOR US TO BE IN THIS MOMENT STOP AND CHERISH THIS MOMENT STOP AND CHERISH THIS TIME ITS BEAUTIFUL AINT IT WE DID IT FOR HER AND HIM AND HE AND SHE AND YOU AND ME TOGETHER CHORUS YEAH I WOKE UP THIS MORNING FEELING BRAND NEW CAUSE THE DREAMS THAT IVE BEEN DREAMING FINALLY COME TRUE YEAH I WOKE UP THIS MORNING FEELING ALRIGHT CAUSE WE WASNT FIGHTING FOR NOTHING AND MALCOLM WASNT FIGHTING FOR NOTHING AND MARTIN WASNT DREAMING FOR NOTHING AND LINCOLN WASNT TRYING FOR NOTHING AND CHILDREN WASNT CRYING FOR NOTHING Song Credits: "It's A New Day" Produced by will.i.am Written by: William Adams Publisher: will.i.am music Inc admin. by Cherry River Music Inc. (BMI) Drums: will.i.am Rhodes, Piano: will.i.am Keys: Lynette Williams Guitar & Bass: Alain Whyte Engineered by: will.i.am and Padriac Kerin Mixed by: will.i.am Recorded at Ethernet Studios, LA 2008 Video Credits: Directed by Ben Mor Editor: Chris Chynoweth Assistant Editor: Matt Jameson D.P.: David Rodgriguez Effects: James Sutton Video Editing: the Whitehouse Post

The Pogues and Kirsty MacColl - Fairytale of New York


St.Patrick's Day Live (1988)

Sting - Englishman in New York


Sting's Music Video

Laura Marling - New Romantic


Music video for Laura Marling's "New Romantic" Dir. Tom Palliser & Ian Anderson The My Manic & I EP is now unavailable. Laura is releasing a Song Box containing her forthcoming debut album "Alas I Cannot Swim", entry to a Song Box gig and album mementos. Amazon - http://tinyurl.com/yqeg9b SONG BOX GIG DATES MARCH 04 Glasgow, Oran Mor 05 Birmingham Glee Club 06 London, Union Chapel 07 Bristol, Trinity Arts Centre 08 Manchester, Academy 2 More info - http://www.lauramarling.com

The Pogues and Kirsty MacColl - Fairytale of New York


The Pogues and Kirsty MacColl - Fairytale of New York Merry Christmas!

Muse - New Born (Full Length version)


This is the proper, rarely-ever-seen *6-minute* version of Muse's ever-so-brillo video for New Born from 2001. Makes a change from seeing the edited version upped everywhere all the bloody time! =P

Chad Vader 6 "New Job"


CHAD VADER DVDS ARE BACK IN STOCK! Go to http://www.blamesociety.net/dvd.php and get yours before they're gone again. Chad Vader is back. He battles many obstacles in his search for meaningful employment. Meanwhile back at the store Clint is letting his newfound authority go to his head. Special cameo appearance by Madison Mayor Dave Cieslewicz. From Blame Society Productions at http://blamesociety.net Written and Directed by Matt Sloan and Aaron Yonda Co-Written by Craig Johnson and Rob Matsushita http://robmatsushita.blogspot.com Produced by Courtney Collins http://courtneycollins.com http://myspace.com/courtneycollins Starring: Chad / Hal - Aaron Yonda http://myspace.com/splu Clint/Voice of Chad - Matt Sloan http://myspace.com/sloan11 Randy/Chad Vader body double - Brad Knight http://monkeybusinessinstitute.com Jeremy - Paul Guse http://myspace.com/paulguse Clarissa - Christina LaVicka http://myspace.com/christinaappleton Lloyd - Rob Matsushita http://robmatsushita.blogspot.com Ghost - Mike McCafferty Telemarketee - Damon Butler Boss in Office - Erin Baal Boss in Alley - Anthony Roman http://troman.googlepages.com Telemarketing Boss - Jason Stephens http://monkeybusinessinstitute.com Office Co-worker - Kirk Everson http://erattorney.com Mayor - Mayor Dave Cieslewicz With Chad Albert, Susan Fuszard, John Gourdoux, Linda Hedenblad, Christopher Morris, Mike Rafferty Director of Photography/Art Direction- Tona Williams http://tona.bigbite.org http://myspace.com/tonawilliams Assistant Director/Lighting Designer - John Urban http://urbanphotoco.com 2nd Assistant Director - Doug Chapin http://myspace.com/americanbastard Boom Operator - Kathy Fischer Grips - Kirk Everson and John Gourdoux http://oakslopeproductions.com Sound Designer - John Lee Second Unit Director of Photography - Ben Pluimber http://www.unaimless.com/ Music - Andrew Yonda http://buffali.com Editing - Aaron Yonda and Matt Sloan Digital Effects / Audio Mixing - Aaron Yonda Special Effects - Saul Mandel http://saulm.com Location Liaisons - Brendon Smith (Willy Street Co-Op) and George Twigg (Mayor's Office) Location Supervisor at Willy Street Co-op - Brad Livingston Filmed on Location in Madison, Wisconsin at the Willy Street Co-Op, City of Madison Mayor's Office, Midwest Family Broadcasting, Edward Jones Special thanks to Kirk Everson, Linda Hedenblad, Union Cab, Jason Stephens, Tom Walker, Steve Agee, and Jeffrey Prebish

muse- new born


Muse

The New World Order is Here!


If you don't believe in the National ID then go to: http://www.dhs.gov/xprevprot/programs/gc_1200062053842.shtm If you're not worried about The New World Order, you will be. Everything that's needed for the rich and powerful to run every aspect of your life is in place. Within a few years there will be a cashless one world government, run by the richest people in the world. You will be "chipped" and tracked by the government, and if you protest, speak out, or otherwise displease Big Brother, your chip will be turned off, preventing you from buying or selling anything. The plan has started and in 2008, the "North American Union" will effectively eliminate the borders between the US, Canada, and Mexico. DHS's original plan included a requirement to have a national I.D. by May of 2008. This plan has been delayed because of resistance from individual states. These scenes are taken from a video available at http://www.zeitgeistmovie.com I suggest you go there and watch the whole thing. It's about 2 hours long.

Marilyn Manson - This is the new shit


Quit dissing the fucking song you stupid cunts. songwords: - Everything's been said before There's nothing left to say anymore When it's all the same You can ask for it by name Babble, Babble, Bitch, Bitch Rebel, Rebel, Party, Party Sex, sex, sex, don't forget the violence Blah, blah, blah Got your lovey-dovey sad and lonely Stick your stupid slogan in Everybody sing along Babble, Babble, Bitch, Bitch Rebel, Rebel, Party, Party Sex, sex, sex, don't forget the violence Blah, blah, blah Got your lovey-dovey sad and lonely Stick your stupid slogan in Everybody sing along Are you motherfuckers ready for the new shit? Stand up and admit it, tomorrow's never coming This is the new shit Stand up and admit it Do we need it? NO! Do we want it? YEAH! This is the new shit Stand up and admit it Babble, Babble, Bitch, Bitch Rebel, Rebel, Party, Party Sex, sex, sex, don't forget the violence Blah, blah, blah Got your lovey-dovey sad and lonely Stick your stupid slogan in Everybody sing along Everything's been said before There's nothing left to say anymore When it's all the same You can ask for it by name Are you motherfuckers ready for the new shit? Stand up and admit it, tomorrow's never coming This is the new shit Stand up and admit it Do we need it? NO! Do we want it? YEAH! This is the new shit Stand up and admit it Now it's you-know-who I've got the you-know-what I stick it in the you-know-where You know why, you don't care Now it's you-know-who I've got the you-know-what I stick it in the you-know-where You know why, you don't care Now it's you-know-who I've got the you-know-what I stick it in the you-know-where You know why, you don't care Now it's you-know-who I've got the you-know-what I stick it in the you-know-where You know why, you don't care Babble, Babble, Bitch, Bitch Rebel, Rebel, Party, Party Sex, sex, sex, don't forget the violence Blah, blah, blah Got your lovey-dovey sad and lonely Stick your stupid slogan in Everybody sing along Are you motherfuckers ready for the new shit? Stand up and admit it, tomorrow's never coming This is the new shit Stand up and admit it Do we need it? NO! Do we want it? YEAH! This is the new shit Stand up and admit it Let us We're entertaining you Let us We're entertaining you Let us We're entertaining you Let us We're entertaining you Let us We're entertaining you

The Highwaymen - City Of New Orleans


YEEEEEBOUUU

Seal - Amazing (New single from his new album System 2007)


First single from his new album System. Produced by Stuart Price ( Also produced Madonna's Confessions On A Dancefloor)

福山雅治 想~new love new world~ PV


お小遣い稼ぐならこのサイト→ https://ssl.cmsite.co.jp/pr/u.htm?homoandhom 福山雅治 想~new love new world~ PV

Fairy tale of new York


One of my fav christmas songs of all time .A classic performed by the Pogues. Enjoy

The Kooks - Shine On - New Single - Exclusive


New video for Shine On by The Kooks. Taken from the second album Konk.... Shine On is out now - get on iTunes - http://shineonitunes.notlong.com Download Shine On EP bundle from iTunes here - http://shineonbundle.notlong.com Shine On Shine On Shine On The Kooks The Kooks The Kooks